“You better not fight,
You better not cry,
You better not bite,
I’m telling you why,
Santa Paws is coming to town.”
Still not convinced? Take a look. I found his letter to Santa Paws, I think it was from Niko… but who knows it could have been any one of the five:
“Dear Santa Paws,
I’ve been as good as a Pomeranian could be, under the circumstances… being cute isn’t what it used to be. Look at me I’m writing you for more Pom Stuff. I know you’re busy, O Great Pyrenees (I have know idea what I just said), so I’ll just get down to business. Here’s my Christmas list. In the interest of expediency, I’ve listed where you can get them:
#1: I Want a Pet Fountain, Please
You’ll probably be officially ringing in the Christmas season at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City, hitching a ride on Snoopy’s balloon. So while you’re there, maybe you can shop at Macy’s (the parade goes right by there) when they open on Black Friday. They have this great Animal Planet Pet Fountain that will keep my water at its best. I don’t want to badmouth Pommy Mommy but the stainless steel bowls she has us drink from are getting a little 2012, if you know what I mean. If you hurry, you can get it on sale for $39.99.
#2: A New Collar and Leash Set
I hate to sound like a name-dropping fashion plate, but have you heard of Neiman Marcus? The department store puts out an outrageously over-the-top Christmas catalog each year. I was pawing through the pages and I came upon a lovely McKenzie-Childs Courtly Check collar and leash set that I think would score me points with a couple of girls on Pommy Mommy’s Facebook Fanpage. My dad has a nice new watch so I didn’t think it would hurt to ask for a nice new collar… So because that one cost about $36 bucks… and really isn’t a bad deal for Donald Trump… I thought it wouldn’t be a bad idea to shop somewhere that’s more affordable like the Pomtique... Pommy Mommy’s very own collection of Pomeranian stuff.
Speaking of catalogs, We get so many—a new one shows up in our mailbox every day. Pommy Mommy has found new ways to use them to clean up our poop… actually she’s pretty innovative… but I digress, Blankies. I saw this cute little Blue Bear number… you gotta get it for me. It’s actually cuter than me… and that’s saying alot.
#4 … And Let’s Not Forget My Pommy Mommy
Speaking of rescue dogs: Have you heard of The Humane Society of the United States? I know stupid question… but you can’t unring that bark. They have a shelter with lots of homeless dogs, like I used to be. And guess what? They have an animal rescue gift shop with gifts for pet-loving humans. I have my eye on this great Always Be by My Side Sterling Ring for Pommy Mommy. I think she’d love it. I can’t go buy it, but if you will, I’ll pay for it. I’ll leave the $32.95 under the bowl of doggie treats I’m leaving for you on Christmas Eve. The best part is the money goes for food and care for cats and dogs who don’t have a forever home yet.
Thank you and Merry Merry, Woof, Woof!”
Your Best Boy Niko… oops I mean Anonymous.
What’s that? You don’t think your Pomeranian can write? Yea, I didn’t think so either but around the Holidays a lot of crazy stuff happens… so I just go with it.